Posted in Humour on April 16th, 2009 by feef
(postmodernbarney.com) » Uncomfortable Plot Summaries.
I particularly like:
- ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
- CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
- DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
- GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
- LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
- SCHINDLER’S LIST: Wealthy industrialist expands not-for-profit ventures.
- STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
- STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
- STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
- TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
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